Success!

Good news, everybody! What appeared to be an intricate scam directed at weak-minded suckers, turned out to be entirely legitimate. (You may remember a message posted on January 24th "You've Got E-Pail" (clever title) about a free recycling bin ordered by yours truly.) On Monday, after 12 weeks of suspense, a flattened version of my box arrived. On Tuesday, I assembled the aforementioned box into a now very dimensional container of recycling matter. If you'd like to take a gander, it is currently presiding over my cubicle.

Already I have received countless compliments, and 2 people (to remain unnamed) who asked if they could sit in it.

To those of you who waited for the delivery as anxiously as I, no thanks are required. It was all in a day's work.